The 2012 directive from Brussels for easier writing and speaking of English for the 27 members. For the first part the 's' will replace the soft 'c', so that will sertainly be the first improvement, and the hard 'c' will be replaced with a 'k', as in Kalifornia.
The 'ph' will replace the 'f ' as foto is spelt in the USA. Next will be the removal of double letters which will make it easier for speling, and the silent 'e', which serves no useful purpos, so that will be removed. The next step will be removing the 'th' with 'z' and the 'w' with 'v'.
So, during ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be droped from vords kontaining 'ou' and after zis fifz yer ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza, and ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und after zis fifz yer everyvon will be speking English like zey all vunted to in ze forst plas
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